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How Bad Are These Girls? – Bad Girls Club Miami

By Krystle Carmona

We’re in Miami Trick…Guessing the 305 is the new Sin City baby, because it seems as though all the wild and crazy kids are flocking to the south for a little reality shine of their own. Last week it was all about The Jersey Shore, but last night the bad girls of the sunshine state owned the night with an all new premiere episode of Bad Girls Club: Miami.

These girls are flat out nuts! I mean who could top last season’s Beat Em’ Down Flo and Ms. I Run LA Natalie? Well this season of ladies gives last season girls a run for their money and it’s hard to imagine this is just the beginning.

 

First on the scene is Morgan as beautiful as she wants to be, cruising the majestic Miami waters. She’s dubbed the “Uber Bitch” and after you get passed her beauty, probably the minute she opens her mouth, you begin to see why. Conceit definitely runs all in this girl’s veins.

 

Next we meet tattoo cutie Lea, the “South Beach Rebel.” The adorable girl with an edge. There’s nothing reserved about this bad girl, but something about her, I digg, but that’s just me. However, she did have an affair with a married man while with her boyfriend. Yiiikkeess.

 

Danielle “The Scrapper” who I cannot stop calling “Dirty D” now thanks to Morgan, is the stereotypical Long Islander. Upon first introduction, you can already tell that Danielle wouldn’t quite make it to Morgan’s “list.”

 

Catya, also known as “The Elite Player” is a Philly native who is used to the finer things in life, having dated rappers and celebrities. According to her, she “probably is a gold digging hoe,” umm okay that’s cool and everything that you recognize who your are, but just a little tip my lovelies, anybody who says that about themselves, you better watch your man…or girl!

 

Now Brandi on the other hand, “The Sneaky Stripper” is the skinny girl who knows how to use the assets, or lack of that she was blessed with to get the money she wants…who also has a thing for the ladies by the way.

 

Erica, “The Trash Talking Cheerleader” and known wild child is infatuated by booze and tattoos and often gets into trouble for her blunt and abrasiveness.

While the girls get acquainted with their new Miami compound, which is ultra dope by the way and decked out with all the expected goodies, they realize that one girl is missing and decide to play a joke on her by removing and hiding all of her bedding.

 

Shortly after, walks in that last and final roommate, Kristen also dubbed “The Pageant Princess.” She comes from a pretty wealthy and privileged life. Immediately the girls thought Kristen was that ditzy blonde and they quickly become more than annoyed by her. Erica waists no time in voicing her feelings about her by starting an argument. The rest of the ladies are shocked when they see Kristen standing her ground, and even more so when she tosses a drink in Erica’s face.

Morgan starts complaining that she’s bored with the girls because they are according to her, ugly and wack. So instead of going out partying with her new roommates, she stays home with Catya by her side. While back at the club, the rest of the girls are pissed and embarrassed by Kristen’s drunken antics. The girl is a hot mess!

As the show progresses, so does Morgan’s complaints. She doesn’t even want to hang around the girls (except for Catya and Kristen) because she has an “image to maintain.” So she invites her Guido looking friends over for food, booze and fun. They come in like they run things and that annoys the girls. How does that old saying go, birds of a feather flock together.

Eventually, Morgan decides it’s time for her to party, so she enlists her girls for the moment (because we all know how these shows go down) Catya and Kristen to go with her, leaving out the other roommate. So, the remaining girls back at home or “the ugly girls or fake four,” as Morgan would call them take it upon themselves to pack up her belongings and put them outside, locking her out the house. This is so disrespectful on all levels, but how much can one take of the whining and complaints, I’m kind of not mad at them. Shhh

After a long night of clubbing, Catya, Kristen and a now pissed off Morgan walk up to the house greeted by umm not so nice notes on the door and all of her packed bags outside with the doors locked. Morgan starts beating the door down ferociously until they finally let her in. Brandi, who was already prepared to brawl, spraying herself down before hand so that the punches wouldn’t stick (hilariously funny hood move might I add) isn’t backing down from Morgan’s threats and they get into it. Morgan gets a smack off on Brandi and DING DING DING, we have our first fight of the season guys and dolls. It goes down, and so does Morgan as she falls down the stairs in the midst of the fight and right when it gets good, BAM, fade to black!

O EMM GEE, we cannot wait for next weeks all new episode of the Bad Girl’s Club: Miami at 9pm on Oxygen.  

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Comments

  1. BRANDY WENT OUT LIKE A BITCH THAT WAS SOME FAKE ASS SHIT SHE DID TO MORGAN WHERE IM FROM YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN YOUR HEAD BASHED IN FOR FUCKING WITH SOMEBODIES SHIT LIKE THAT YOU LUCKY YOU IN MIAMI AND YALL GOT RULES IN THAT BITCH I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU PULLED OFF A COWARD ASS ACT AND THEN GOT MAD CAUSE NOBODY WANTED TO BACK YOUR STUPID ASS UP IF YOU WAS A REAL WOMAN YOU WOULD HAVE PUT THAT BITCH OUT WHILE SHE WAS THERE AND NOT BEHIND HER BACK YOU STUPID FAKE ASS BITCH.

  2. Where are ERica’s tattoos in these pics?

  3. STUPID BRANDY SUCKS BIG FAT DICK!.. GET HER OFF THE SHOW!

  4. OMFG lea and christen are the biggest bitches on earth y wud dey be sum big ass bitches like that dats some major haterade

  5. I DNT LYKE DAT SLOW TALKING BITCH KRISTEN SHE ERKING LYKE FUCK IM GLADE SHE GOT HER ASS BEAT

  6. Come on 3 on one, Christina has stood up to Kristen and Lea, then she stood up to Erica (Coward, scared of Lea) and Ashley (Fake a** , lying about having someone’s back, then running away like the wimp she is). And now they attack her 3 on 1. Fakes and Cowards. And what is with all of the fighting this season? “You have no idea what it takes to be in the Bad Girls Club” Apparently some valium other antidepressants. Heres a clue girls, leave each other the heck alone. Stop trying to bully everyone. Just shut-up and enjoy your time in Miami.
    Lea a.k.a. (Fake, SCUM, represses. In the closet, come on out) Erica a.k.a. (COWARD!, sucking on Lea’s teet. ) Ashley (LIAR, FAKE, COWARD, SCUM!, BACK STABBING WIMP!)

  7. Lea is BY FAR the coolest and baddest bitch they WILL EVER get on that show. Lea runs miami…. I would love to meet her. All you haters are just JELOUSE cuz you aint her. Lea RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. hi.pleas pic sexy

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